September 2012
13 posts
" THE SIGHT OF YOUR AMAZING TITS DISGUSTS ME!"
Thad’s awesome.
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Side Projects
I have alot of ideas in mind for things I want to do. Lately I haven’t had time to really work on my movie scripts which is really starting to get frustrating. And now I have more ideas for more projects that I want to do but I can’t decide which I want to do.
1. I have an idea for a fun not really serious attempt to sell a script to Warner Brothers but i’d like to play around...
Oh Boy
Decided to start working out (again). Never really tend to stick with it, but now that I live with a bunch of gym rats I think it will be motivation enough for me. I must be physically attractive by christmas time. But for now I feel like I need to puke from not being used to pushing myself.
Dreams Shattered.
Jake—> dude you relize if you marry a red head and have kids. They will never be able to go out in the sun.
Grayson—> I should probably just marry a black girl for the shake of my unborn child.
August 2012
20 posts
Crime
Type of Alert: Indecent Exposure Date and Time: Friday, August 24 2012 around 12:30 p.m. Location: 700 Bull Street Suspect Information: Sex: Male Race: Possibly Hispanic Vehicle: Dark Blue, Chevrolet Trailblazer Height: Unknown Weight: Overweight Age: Unknown Clothing: Other: Dark hair and wearing a t-shirt Incident: At approximately 1230 hrs on 08/24/2012, a male subject...
Dinner Facts
Steve—> Yeah he kinda looked like Bob Marly.
Bolthouse—> I feel your a black guy who sucks at sports thats your only other option. Well I guess there’s Urkel, but who the fuck wants to be him.
Yep I haven’t seen any evidence to the contrary.
My "Conversation" With Cody
Last night about 2:00
Cody—>( coming into my room while I sleep) Dude did you hear those gun shots next door?
Me—> (unrecognizable noise.)
Cody—> Literatly like 100 yards from here… You have nothing to say or reaction to that?
Me—> (more mumbles)
Cody—>… Ok then.
Aborted Babies
A aborted fetus that survives will now be called “Bane babies” enjoy the fun twist on abortion world.
A few things.
1. why is Cody so horrifically rascits/ hateful. I know we all jokingly act like we are but he actually is and the shit that he means is so awful and retarded I have no idea how to deal with that.
2. Josh pissed the floor. Ha
3. See red head at pool, become obseesed with how damn amazing she looks relize she has a boyfreind and then dream collaspes like a water balloon running face first into a...
This is happening with or without your...
Ah just don’t go to sleep yet damnit.
Nope were going to sleep. Start making your eyes get heavy.
But lets go to the party next door where I obviously don’t belong due to my porcelain skin.
We are going to sleep now whether you like it or not. maybe if you learned to not get up so early this wouldn’t happen and you could have a normal life.
Beer olympics
This things have murdered me. Bring it on loserers. I have survived!
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I Miss My Damn Dog...
Wake up in the morning. Look straight ahead for Shadow, Look to the left for Shadow. Shes not there. I always have to wave goodbye to her in the mornings but I can’t anymore.
Drive home from work and see thunder clouds forming in the sky. All my thoughts tell me I need to get home to let Shad out before she gets too scared to go out. Also I need to give her a pill so she can stay calm...
November 2011
28 posts
"why are you talking shit to us?"
Dear Clemson,
We talk shit to you because we have beaten you three years in a row. Last night we decked you then shit on your teams face to remind you that you aren’t that good. And now that the tables have finally turned on you. You can’t take what you’ve been putting out for years. And in this respect you are pussies.
Beating the hell out of you ACC faggots for years to...
Drug Friends.
” You know they’re just your drug freinds. You have nothing in common other than the fact that you like the same drug and when your not high you can realize that your relationship is just awakward and pointless unless your wanna keep getting high.”
Yeah I got a few.
